the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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