Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i think i just lost a toe
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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