hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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