But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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