If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
high people should be assigned attendants
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have already put on my inside pants.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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