A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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