thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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