Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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