My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize