So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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