And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
His nipple licking is glorious
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