I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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