Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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