Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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