Why are handjobs necessary in class?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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