It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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