I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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