I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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