found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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