check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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