my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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