He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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