if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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