I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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