It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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