i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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