Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
