whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize