there was a trapeze. enough said
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
