Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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