I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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