you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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