Ambien. No doubt about it.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
how does that bad decision feel?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
