yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i've created a new STD.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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