Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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