Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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