Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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