I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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