i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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