There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
My bed smells like the plague
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