we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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