They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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