I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you win again, gameday.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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