I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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