She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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