Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
splinters make it hard to masturbate
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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