I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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