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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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