Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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