so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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