it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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