you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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