But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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