with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Small penises have feelings too.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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